Wednesday, April 11, 2007

the legend of small head and BIG head!

The legend of small head and BIG head!
the 2 lead characters are:
1. joie tan jia en aka small head
2. "genius" ho hui sian aka BIG head
the supporting role:
3. fanny neo fenni aka the real genius!
the legend goes......
once upon a time..
there was a cutsy 7-mth-old baby,
who was very smart and adorable.
she is none other than- (*drum roll*) small head! *applause*
once upon a time too......
there lived an auntie of the 7-mth-old baby.
she was an obsessively clean person..
whose mum always call her "da tou xia" (big head prawn??)
she is none other than- (*drum roll*) BIG head! *applause*
small head is a very curious baby..
she loves playing with her hands, legs, feet..etc
she enjoys checking out her finger nails, toe nails...etc
also! her hobbies include listening to pple's conversations, watching tv, reading magazines!
notice: magazines..not books..
small head plays with big head at times..
really, sincerely, plays with her!
but the problem is..big head is really weird..
she enjoys teasing small head..
and always make fun of her,
laugh at her!
and small head always catch big head RED-HANDED!
and she will SCREAM into her ears..
small head is a POWER SCREAMER!
and so..they will end up quarrelling..
small head didnt actually have a very small head..
but when she stood beside BIG head..
she was weighed down down down...
check out the size disparity!
But guess what!
fanny and small head are the bestest friends!
haha
we enjoy each other's company!
WE REALLY DO!
but because of my stupid exams..
irritating exams..
disgusting exams..
creepy exams..
thick-skinned exams..
shitty exams..
i cannot see my bestest friend for a month :(
but anyway..
the story ends with
fanny, small head and BIG head living happily ever after!
just like everyone's favourite fairytale stories! :)
- the end -

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